-Paper products of any kind, especially toilet paper and paper towers.
- tires
-anything “remover”
-batteries
-tampons
-garbage bags and garbage bag stickers
-water
-novels that I know I won’t read more than once
-stamps
-light bulbs
HATE HATE HATE. Why should I have to buy tires? Aren’t they a part of the car?
Why does nothing ever come “batteries included?”
Why the hell do I have to buy Hefty bags AND stupid yellow stickers at a 1.75 a piece just so the terribly selective garbage men can ignore my offering to the landfill lords?
Why does a novel cost 14.50 when I only get 4.50 use out of it? If i leave the pretty cover at the book store can you knock the price down?
If men got their periods tampons and birth control would be free and handed out like candy by tiara-ed, tutu-ed fairy princesses. I think I should be able to get a tax refund every year I DON’T have a child.
Do you remember when bottled water was laughable? Yea. I’m not laughing when I hand over my 1.25. I’m cursing myself, and thinking “I should of bought a Coke, then at least I’d get some chemicals and caffeine for my 1.25″. Kinda like how whenever I notice the words “all of a sudden” pass through my lips my mind screams, “SUDDENLY, you fool!” and I fail. Epic-ly.
Now I’m going to devote my attention to Eddie Izzard on Conan
2 Comments
April 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm
oof, i hate buying that stuff too! esp the book thing!
April 13, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I was just thinking of this the other day. I remember being 17 and walking into the drugstore and buying magazines and nailpolish I didn’t want because I felt weird just buying tampons. Even though, I only went to the store to buy them. Fast forward 9 years, and I still do the same thing. Ugh. What’s the big deal? I’m pretty sure that the world knows that I use tampons, yet the idea of just waiting in line with a box of them and nothing else gives me the shivers.
It’s a sad day when I realize I have not changed much in 9 years.
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