Just a (few) Thought(s)….

If i had: a) the time

b) the money.

I’d definitely visit every location mentioned in the Carmen San Diego song in order. Except Ohio. Because I despise Ohio.

I won’t ever admit it again, but I actually enjoy a few country songs. Especially Charlie Daniels, because it reminds me of riding with my dad in his truck and chewing Big Red gum and hanging around gun shops. Yes, my childhood was indeed the quintessential redneck PA republican life. It’s ok, small, liberal arts university saved me.

Though I think I may align more with Mr. Obama-Man’s POV’s I silently celebrated a Clinton PA win, I can’t help it. We need more estrogen in office.

Sandal season has allowed me to come to pleasant conclusion. I have nice toes. The list of ‘things i like about my body’ now has a total of…um…3 things on it. Score.

Ivillage informs me that I’m 40% miranda, 30% carrie, and 30% charlotte and 0% samantha. What. The. Fuck. Epic fail Ivillage. I, the woman with the “I used to think i was a slut until i realized I was acting like a man” magnet is 0% samantha. Pshaw. Remind me that this topic needs to be covered in the Let’s Talk About Sex series…

AlexMac complimented me on my ability to accessorize. This is funny, because I really don’t accessorize much. Actually I’m experiencing a “I Suck at Being a Girl” situation right now because I need a new “summer” bag (read:purse, I really hate the word purse because it reminds me of old ladies and horrid pink lipstick). My problem is that I’m really picky. For me to buy a bag it has to be cute by my definition, not huge, but not too small, preferably only has one strap, looks like “me”, can easily go with dressy clothes and jeans, (because i can’t be bothered to switch bags more than twice a year), and doesn’t cost a bazillion dollars (read: more than 40$ because, dude, I’m buying an EMPTY BAG, it should never cost more than 40$).

Help me fashionistas!