Entries from April 2008

April 10, 2008

A List Entitled: Things I Hate to Buy

-Paper products of any kind, especially toilet paper and paper towers.
- tires
-anything “remover”
-batteries
-tampons
-garbage bags and garbage bag stickers
-water
-novels that I know I won’t read more than once
-stamps
-light bulbs
HATE HATE HATE. Why should I have to buy tires? Aren’t they a part of the car?
Why does nothing ever come “batteries included?”
Why the hell do I have [...]

April 8, 2008

Let’s Talk About Sex Baby, Part III.

Before I get into the real topic of this post let me just inform you that I’ve faltered. Yup, I’ve spend some money. 29.50 to be exact. Though, it’s money I’ve recently come into, cash I didn’t have to take out of the ATM. I’m not sure if I’m chalking it up as mission failed [...]

April 8, 2008

Monday

It was one of those days where neither running nor cleaning would suffice to quiet my mind. I just can’t seem to hush the roar. Too many things, tiny things I’ve put under a microscope, big things I’ve pushed to the wayside. I can’t tell the mountains from the molehills.
I’m debating taking the GRE’s again, [...]

April 4, 2008

Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby Part Deux

I’ve had a lot of time on my hands today, enjoy another sex post!
I was young. Too young to understand the words they were whispering to me.
Too young to know the right answer to their questions.
They sat behind me, two of them. Older boys who were obviously more interested in making my cheeks flush than [...]

April 3, 2008

Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby Part 1.

Happy Thursday!
I’ve been inspired by Sizzle to take part in Kapgar and Carly Milne’s Grassroots Blogger Book Marketing Campaign, a month-long awareness campaign on behalf of Rape and Incest National Network (RAINN).
This entry is one in what will be a multi-part series of posts centered around the topic of sex that you’ll see throughout the [...]

April 2, 2008

I swear I’m not a blogwhore.

It’s just that I forgot to mention that today begins the month of April.
Or as I like to call it: The month where Shaba spends no money.
This is happening because recent events and future events, like my smarty pants friends graduating and the summer of a million concerts, are doing a number on my reserve [...]

April 1, 2008

A little bit of a lot.

Office terms I can’t stand: “Touch base,” “Can we confirm,” “I’ll headline that,” WTF. Stop.
Now changing gears, I do believe the “what I love” bandwagon is calling my name, just as it did for Sizzle, Brandy, and Brookem. Seriously if you don’t read their blogs what are you waiting for?
I love [...]

April 1, 2008

The Lies We Tell

Or at least I tell…
and the truth, behind them.

Yes, I contacted that person for you.  Who? Dammit where’d I put that email.
Sorry, I can’t,  I’m busy that day.  Busy=cleaning my apartment and catching up on google reader.
Unfortunately I’ll be out of town then. By which I mean, I’ll be out of town for an hour.
I [...]