Shaba: Dear Boyfriend, make time go faster. Thanks! Love, Bam**
Boyfriend: Dear Bam, I will try, but the force is weak within me since you’ve been gone. Sorry I’m so non-committal. Love, Boyfriend.
Shaba: So any good dreams last night?
Boyfriend: Four, and they were awesome.
Shaba: OoooOO I want to find out all about them! And what I was wearing!
Boyfriend: Wearing? If you could call it that…
Shaba: Did bubble wrap make an appearance?
Boyfriend: For about 30 seconds…then it was gone.
*because Thingsmyboyfriendsays.com is too funny to steal a title from and Boyfriend and I communicate through texts about 60% of the time. For more information on why my relationship is often reduced to a form of typing see A Day In My Life.
**Boyfriend calls me Bam. Duh.
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