I’m stealing* Maxie’s blog title for my post. Because I love her blog title. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. As in I hear it in my head when ever I’m pissed off. It’s always pronounced very slowly and positively seething with anger. Think, “ I….HATE…SOOO….MUCH!”
I love her.
But this is about things I hate. Which includes not Maxie. It does include:
1) Will Farrell and any movie he has starred in (aside from Stranger Than Fiction, the only movie he was not playing his signature annoying character).
2) Seafood. It smells. If it swam, crawled, or scuttled in a body of water, I don’t eat it.
3) Ugg boots and mini skirts.
4) People who attempt to push their opinions on me. I don’t care if you think Palin is amazing, if you think Your God is an Awesome God, or if you OMGFucking LOVE The Office. I don’t. I won’t. Don’t try to change my mind. We can debate these issues, but keep in mind, “I just do,” and “well, that’s what I think” are not acceptable supporting arguments.
5) Guilt trips.
6) Women who wear too much mascara. Your eyes should not look like spiders. Consult a mirror before leaving y our house. Also, makeup should follow the same rule as accessories: before you leave the house take one item (or layer of pancake) off.
7) When I post something I’m proud of and then find a grammar/spelling error. It makes me feel like a failure to have to push that Edit Post button.
Bandwagons. Hence, I will not read Twilight until everyone forgets about it.
9) Suduko, finance, accounting, statistics, balancing my checkbook and anything else that involves math.
10) Fruit on the bottom yogurt.
11) Individuals who use the word “gay” as a synonym for stupid. I have no respect for you. At all.
12) People who always have to be right, people who never have to be right. Don’t be arrogant but have a spine.
13) The 20-something blues.
Things I Don’t Hate
1) New episodes of Grey’s and the final season of ER beginning tonight! I intend to blog through Er….Maybe live blogging? Because I’m just that cool.
*It doesn’t count as stealing if I tell you about it.
thanks for the shoutout
! You’re spot on about how I say “I hate so much.”
I also hate Ugg boots and mini skirts… whoever invented that should be sent to fashion prison.
I like fruit on the bottom yogurt because they don’t dye my blueberry yogurt bright blue.
but mostly I eat vanilla and add my own fruit because in the end, I hate that goopy stuff all around. …Sorry, you really got me thinking about yogurt. mmm….yogurt. ::do I have yogurt?::
I also love that your number 8 turned into the sunglasses face. that made my day.
Well, I’m pretty sure you know I’m with you on the ugg boots and mini skirts phenomenon. And DEFINITELY on the people who use “gay” as a synonym for stupid — well put.
And oh boy, Grey’s tonight. Unfortunately I will not have the pleasure of watching it, but I’m pretty sure abc.com will put it up tomorrow or the weekend and I honestly can’t wait — two whole hours!!! I’m ready for the season to be done so I can watch it all in one long weekend!
Ohh! Thanks for reminding me about ER. Even though I’m watching ER right now.
Doesn’t it suck that it’s not going to be a full season? Poo!
Maybe I’ll blog too.
Maxie- You’re welcome! I agree, I think Stacy and Clinton should have an emergency state of the fashion union address and inform the American citizens that this is unacceptable.
Tristus- I like my yogurt dyed pretty colors. What I don’t like is runny gross chunky yogurt. Ewww.
ARW-You’re welcome! I didn’t know it was a 2 hour premiere and spent the 10-11 hour flipping channels from abc to nbc.
Teach-Wha??? Not a full season? How many episodes?
Sorry, just getting back to this – I think it’s only supposed to go until February or something.