A Blog of Her Own

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What I’ve Learned About The Boy… May 28, 2009

…after co-habitating for one month

The Boy is a complete gemini, he’s loud and outgoing and likes eleventy billion toppings on his pizza.
He tells me everything, even things I don’t care to know, like what the doodad on the lawnmower does or the exact name of the part the dishwasher needs.
Sometimes he talks just to talk. He’ll tell me what’s down the road we’ve driven on multiple times.
He likes to mix foods together that should not be mixed together. Like hashbrowns and hamburger helper. Or the entire contents of the soda fountain. Or oreos in honey bunches of oats.
He can single task like nobody’s business, almost to the point of obsession. Sometimes this gets on my nerves (like when he insisted on installing the air conditioner, untangling the cord, and reading the owners manual as I lugged boxes up the stairs. Other times, it’s nice. Our appliances get fixed in a jiffy.
When he’s tickled he laughs through his teeth at first.
He makes this face a lot, most of the time to make me laugh.
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He is good at video games and is currently kicking my ass in Mafia Wars (yes, we’re losers who hang out on the couch doing “jobs” on a facebook mobster game). “Love, I totally did some mad bank heists.”
He is ultra passionate about life in general (and me, luckily).
He’s the happiest person I know, and comes home smiling to me everyday. I hope when I’m employed I can return the favor.

And last but not least, he thinks my but is fantastic.
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But really, who could blame him?

 

When I’m Old Wednesday May 27, 2009

Filed under: when i'm old wednesday — Shaba @ 11:27 am

When I’m old I’ll have gorgeous, curvy, calligraphic old woman hand writing. I’d better start practicing because right now mine resembles that of a ten year old boy.

 

Long Lazy Weekends May 26, 2009

Filed under: The Boy=Husband Elect, blogging is my anti drug — Shaba @ 12:09 pm

The Boy and I had a lovely weekend. Complete with grass cutting, baseball game watching, and woman porn photo-taking.

Friday we picked up a sectional couch from a lovely old couple who posted it on craigslist. It’s got two recliners and a fold out couch (great for when blog friends come to visit the Dirty South, hint hint, nudge, nudge). We got it for three hundred dollars and I am stoked. We must have looked at 500 other couches during The Great ‘Let’s Get A Couch’ Weeklong Search. It was definitely time to just make a purchase already. When we picked it up (a few hours after I paid for it) the cute old couple had Febreezed the hell out of it. It was sticky and smelled up the whole house.

Enter the Rug Doctor.

And the rug doctor user.

The Boy Doctors Our Couch While I Drink Wine: Win-Win

The Boy Doctors Our Couch In His Undies While I Drink Wine: Win-Win

He’ll probably hate me for that picture.

Anyway, after the couch was clean we enjoyed a bit of a lazy weekend. We cleaned all day Saturday and then relaxed Saturday night. I consumed a medium amout of wine in a less than medium amount of time and ended up falling asleep on the stairs while doing the patented “drink water–> Sit—>Is the world still spinning? Yes–>Drink more water–>Sit” act.

This is probably why we were both feeling a little green most of the weekend.

Sunday we went to a baseball game.

The Boy Always Makes That Face When He Takes Photos And It Bothers Me

The Boy Always Makes That Face When He Takes Photos And It Bothers Me

This is where I proceeded to get hella burnt. Ow.

Yesterday we started the process of moving the majority of The Boy’s stuff to our new house. His old place is only a few miles from the new one so we’ve been doing it slowly. Yesterday we drained his water bed. It took for freakin ever. We’ll probably move the rest of his stuff over the next few days, it’d be nice to get the bulk of it doen before we leave for the weekend. On Friday we’re going back to Pittsburgh to visit The Boy’s family and The Beautiful Woman. We haven’t seen them since Christmas, so they’re eager to see the newly engaged us. I’m really excited to see them too. I miss everyone, and though phone calls and emails are all well and good, there’s nothing like the face to face conversations of lovely people whom I love.

Happy Tuesday!

 

It Never Fails May 25, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Shaba @ 10:02 am

Every year I think “This year I will avoid getting sunburned” and every year I get burned.
This year?
It’s my arms, chest and one side of one leg.
Classy.

 

And Now I Think I’m Going For A Walk May 21, 2009

First of all, I’d like to thank you all for your kind words and emails and twitters. I wish I could say that things are gettting better but really, it’s not something I have any control over. However, I am starting to settle into the idea of what happened and what could happen because of it. It’s hard, but at least I’m not breaking into tears every few hours anymore.

I think it’s been harder on The Boy than on me. He has to deal with a fiance who is going through major life changing turmoil AND joblessness AND adjusting to living with her lover. All of which is hard. I don’t make it easy on him. He’s a sharer and I’m private. I like to mull over things, to think over them before I share them. He’ll tell me what he’s thinking at the exact moment he’s thinking it; I may wait a few hours or days to discuss the contents of an email. It’s difficult to us both to distinguish what is “being too secretive” and what is “how Shaba operates.” I’m not really sure how to make it better.

It’s not something I do on purpose. I’m not sure if it’s something I can easily change. For instance, if I’m typing my grocery list and someone looks over my shoulder I’m closing the document. This doesn’t mean I won’t share it at a later date. I guess I just like to be in control of when I share what.

Otherwise though, things have been good. We now have a working washer and dryer. We’re in the process of couch hunting. My flowers look to be coming up (or they could be weeds, I couldn’t tell). My phone interview yesterday seemed to go well. It’s not exactly the type of work I was hoping to get, but it’ll be a good experience. Now I’m just hoping that I get picked to come in for a real interview.

 

When I’m Old Wednesday May 20, 2009

Filed under: when i'm old wednesday — Shaba @ 10:38 am

When I’m old I will live without alarm clocks.

This will be for three reasons.

#1) Apparently the gene that demands you wake up earlier than God appears with your first social security check, thus making alarm clocks unnecessary.

#2) Where the hell would I need to go before ten o’clock? Regis will be dead by then so missing his show will no longer be a old person faux pas.

#3) I freakin hate alarm clocks.

This edition of When I’m Old Wednesday was brought to you by the letter S and the number 6-the number of times The Boy pushed snooze this morning.

 

When The Shit Hits The Fan: A Time Line May 18, 2009

1. Learn of situation.
2. Shock.
3. Shock.
4. Shock
5. Tears start.
6. Enter worst case scenario mood.
7. Cry.
8. Let the cable guys in. Bullshit about I Love Lucy and Master’s degrees. Call Fiance about cable related question.
9. Tell Fiance “something bad has happened.”
10. End up telling Fiance the entire story over the phone with the cable men in the next room. 11. Try and keep it together so as not to appear completely crazy.
12. Hang up with Fiance and wave goodbye to cable men.
13. Imagination goes crazy. Heart races. Tears start. Pacing around house commences.
14. Fiance comes home.
15. Hug. Cry. Hug. Cry. Fiance says, “it’s ok.”
16. Think, “No, it’s not. It’s not even a little bit ok.” Cry more. Hug Fiance.
17. Regain composure.
18. Repeat steps 13, 15-17 every two hours.
19. Get text messages from one parent.
20. Cry.
21. Fiance attempts to look on the brighter side, the optimistic “maybe it’s not true” side.
22. Dismiss his notions. Damage has been done already, no matter what the facts are.
23. Repeat steps 19 and 20.
24. Buy a dryer at a yard sale for $5. Move in Fiance’s TV, enjoy having cable.
25. Repeat steps 13, 15-17. 26. Get phone call from parent. Manage to hold it together through conversation.
27. Call other parent.
28. Yell.
29. Scream.
30. Threaten.
31. Cry.
32. Hang up.
33. Hug fiancé and cry.
34. Open bottle of wine.Bake pizza.
35. Burn arm. Open better, non-grapey bottle of wine.
36. Consume pizza and entire bottle of wine.
37. Watch Beetle Juice and Corpse Bride.
38. Twitter.
39. Drag self upstairs and fall asleep.
40. Repeat steps 13-20 intermittently through Sunday.
41. Watch Angels and Demons.
42. Go to bed. Repeat steps 13-20.
43. Fall asleep.
44.Wake up.
45. Blog.

This is where I am.

 

Letter Series: Thursday Edition May 14, 2009

Dear Universe,
Hi. We’re friends, right? I mean, for the past few months I’ve been getting lovely little “Notes” from you in my inbox every morning and you tell me I’m pretty and “awesome” and that closing doors will open windows and what not. Well, Universe, how about letting me look in the mirror without cringing and unlocking some damn doors? You’re all talk, Universe. I dig down into myself to try and put as much belief into you as I can muster. I try and let your truth and light wash over me like a wave and accept that I am in control of my own destiny. I try to envision that my chakras are purple and my aura just needs to be  a little more glowy and I’ll have the life I’ve always imagined. Well, Universe? I’m a rainbow of glowy gorgeousness and yet, I still don’t have a JOB. Food costs money, Universe. Some of us can’t survive on happy thoughts and unicorns alone. Though I’m sure unicorns taste AMAZING.
Waiting for the door to open,
Going On Two Weeks Without A Job*

Dear Jillian Michaels,
Thank you for making me feel productive on the days I’ve done nothing but scour the interweb for jobs and washed dishes. Without you my life would be eerily similar to that of a 1950’s housewife. I actually caught myself pacing in the living room awaiting The Boy’s arrival yesterday; wearing a trail in the floor between the window and the stove, because, yes, dinner was done and I was waiting on him. Add pearls, heels, and a few house plants and you’d have June Cleaver in the flesh. But Jillian, you give me 20 minutes where I feel kickass (or where I have my ass kicked, both are correct) and endorphins to last me through the afternoon. For that I commend you. Now, if you could just talk to my brain and remind it that fries and ice cream are not food groups my body would be bangin’.
See you at 3:30, as usual,
Shaba

Dear Yard,
I will make you grow pretty flowers and vegetables if it kills me. My black thumb will be green, dammit.
Love,
The Crazy Lady With The Rake

Dear Bloggy Friends,
You should email me. And send me your facebook info. So we can be real life friends.
You should also move to Southern Virginia so we can hang out.
And you should find me the perfect job.
The Perfect Job includes the following: Writing, never having to call anyone ever, copious amounts of wine drinking, cookies, social media, shoes, and a five figure salary. We’ll work together and laugh and laugh and drink wine and laugh and take many a’pictures of ourselves to post on our blogs and make everyone jealous and laugh some more. It’ll be good times.

Ready?
Go.

Love,
Shaba

*I have two interviews to be scheduled so it’s not completely disheartening yet, but I want offers, dammit.

 

When I’m Old Wednesday May 13, 2009

When I’m old I will keep a treasure chest of toys and baubles for my grandchildren to play with.

There was always something about Grandma’s house toys that made them better. Even when the “toys” were just jars full of buttons or identical twin beds (perfect for playing Orphanage).

My cousins and I played a lot of pretend games in our youth.* The house we were at determined the game we played. My parent’s house was reserved for cops and robbers (a big back yard, a huge plastic artillery, and a camcorder provided many COPS-like playbacks), olympics (trampoline,  gymnast rings, a playschool mini slide that served as the 1,2,3 podium and a plethora of shooting sports medals that functioned as olympic standins**) and Titanic (old suitcases and my bunk bed).

Our great aunt’s house, with in ground swimming pool and diving board, was the set of many a’ shipwreck/island adventure games. We can’t be the only kids who used the diving rings/sticks as makeshift “food” and “treasure”.

My grandmother’s house, the few times we were there, was Peter Pan land. Mainly because she had a bedroom with a crib in it and she didn’t care if we took spoonfuls of chocolate syrup “medicine.”

We played a lot of runaway games at my cousin’s house thanks to her fake kitchen set and crawlspaces. Cops and Robbers got thrown in a lot too, she had fake speghetti sauce that often doubled as blood. Sometimes we played orphanage there, but man, her grandma’s house was Orphanage central.

Two twin beds with identical bedding. Raggedy Ann dolls in the middle. Sparse furniture. Old luggage. It was perfect. We played it so much our families still refer to the third floor of that house as The Orphanage.

Sigh. Memories.
What pretend games did you play growing up?

*Ok, fine, we’ve been known to still have Faerie Garden Parties on occasion. Complete with faerie vernacular and pseudonyms. Sometimes we dress up. We are both, indeed, college educated women.

** We also had matching USA Olympic track suits. We were so cool.

 

The Crab May 12, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Shaba @ 10:55 am

I’m a Cancer. You know, sign wise. And for the most part my astrological self fits my real self. I have some highs and some lows.

The highs?

8377good-cancer-postersYup. Especially intuitive and imaginative and self-reliant. Home loving? Yes. Definitely. Most nights I’m happy to hang out at home.  Self-reliant is also true, though it sometimes gets me into trouble. I’ll micromanage or take on tasks too big for one person and not want to relinquish control. Sometimes I even snap at The Boy when he tries to help me with something I’m struggling with because I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!!! Yes.  I am a toddler. I know.  Nicer than EVERYONE else is a stretch. There are many people nicer than me. I’m not mean, but sometimes I come off as aloof (really, I’m just shy). I’m not outgoing and bubbly. I’m not enthusiastic about a lot of things (this drives my parents/The Boy crazy).  I internalize a lot of things, so while I may be bursting with excitement on the inside no one else would ever know. This does allow me to be more perceptive than most, though.

The Bad?

8605bad-cancer-postersI beg to differ with the clingy/needy/manipulative. Actually I think being a little more manipulative would help me in some ways…I kid. Or do I? However the Suspicious? Over imaginative? Procrastinating? Self-absorbed? Yes. I’d have to agree. My imagination is a curse sometimes, like when I’m sitting here giving weight to inane comments* and implied meanings. Mark that one under suspicious, while we’re at it. And over sensitive? Let’s just say one slightly hurtful word can make me start to doubt the things I know to be true.

What’s not listed here is my biggest personal flaw. I desperately want everyone I care about to love what I love. To want what I want. I want to make other people happy to the point that I will sometimes be inclined to look past my desires. This happens so often that I tend to keep things to myself to prevent the possibility of others knocking my ideas.

For instance, I have this whole big wedding related email in my drafts section of gmail. It’s full of links and ideas and basically outlines my perfect wedding. I intended to send it to my mother and my bridesmaids and anyone else who could possibly be interested. But the only person who has seen it is The Boy. Because I’m afraid they won’t love what I love. And while I want and value their opinions, truthfully I want them to agree with mine. There’s a part of me that’s afraid of constructive criticism because I want to be able to come up with everything myself. (Remember that Self-Reliant thing?) Of course, another reason it hasn’t been sent out is because I just couldn’t deal with wedding related stuff in the midst of moving/unpacking/job searching, but since that stuff is calming down the pressure to start squaring away big wedding related issues is coming back. Then I get myself so flustered with opinions and possibilities that I don’t know what I want to do anymore. Sometimes just thinking about it makes me so exhausted that I want to grab The Boy and fly to Vegas.
But only for a minute.
Because the dreams of a dreamer die hard.

*just to clarify, these aren’t blog comments. Just regular real life comments.

Edit: And if anyone says”just chill out” I’ll will flip my lid. I’m chill. Totally chill. Just a little crazy sometimes. And I blog The Crazy out so I’m completely fine 99.9 percent of the time. I swear.