When I am old I will hang a big map in my living room, throw a dart, and pack my bags.
I will drink huge diet cokes, the straw covered in fire engine red lipstick, and peak out of big rhinestoned Jackie O sunglasses.
I will go on a search for the country’s best diner cheeseburger.
I will send post cards from chintzy road attractions that say things like “Met a transvestite mechanic. Shared lipstick tips. Having a blast! XOXO-Grandma” and “Grandpa got pulled over again. Tally is up to 5. I’ve made them into origami frogs, cranes, hearts, and boxes! Wear sunscreen! Love, Gran”
I will live by the seat of my purple polyester pants.
Best one yet. I hope when i am old, i live this adventurously!
Gotta agree, definitely one of the best WIOW. And I want to be on those trips with you, they sound AMAZING! Hahaha, I have complete confidence that you and I are going to be amazing old people.
Bonus points if you take the trip in an old old Buick with one of those beaded seat covers.