When I’m old I will ask my service people personal questions and get away with it.
I will over tip and over share.
I will keep my change in a Hello Kitty change purse and fold my dollar bills into origami hearts.
I will send children cards for Holidays that only Hallmark recognizes, complete with themed stickers on the envelopes and the required two dollar bills to pad the inside.
I will keep Werthers Originals in the candy dish and Crispix in the cupboard.


LOL I love the part about the Werthers!
My grandpa leaves Werthers in a candy dish. I’d say it is a prerequisite for getting older.
i will definitely over tip and i’m pretty sure i already over share, haha.
When you get old, can you be my grandma? Ignore the fact I’ll be old too.